I'm thinking of becoming a gangster...correction a gangsta....
Yes I'm going to slur all of my words and fuck women all the time...oh and I'm going to shoot people. Lots of them, I'm just going to walk outside and start bustin' a cap in all dem hoes asses.
I think my new name will be Gangsta Puffy Pants, because I'm so badass I could totally pull it off.
I will actually wear puffy pants so people can recognize me, and also I will grab my imaginary balls all the time and do the lip thing...like I'm smelling something rotten which in reality will be my carreer.
I will date all kinds of women, as long as they are skinny with unhumanly large asses and titts. I will be selective with the ones I date...and parade around with mulitple carbon copies on my arm...
but I will screw everything.
I will be able to survive mulitple shots to the head, heart, and liver thanks to my publisist.
Damn, I will be so cool.
I will wear women's shirts that excentuate my masculine boobies...and jeans that are at LEAST 12 sizes too big. Why? Because I will be THAT famous.
Deticated to T..
Hey T., why don't you eat shit and die, eh? That way you will not have time to impregnant my friends with your demon seed.
Put your dick back in your pants and keep it away from Allison or I will oh so kindly
cut it off and feed it to you in the
form of a very smooth, creamy smoothy.
Sick fuck.
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